Pocket Snape and Pocket Edward have been charged with keeping Popcorn the Fish safe from the Little Spanks who have thus far:
1. fed him 1/2 a bottle of food
2. tried to insert Pocket Edward into the bowl
3. tried to pet the fish
4. placed a flashlight (on) against the glass b/c they were concerned he could not see
5. asked if he could come out of the tank (the precursor to dead popcorn on the floor next to the family dog.
Guarding Popcorn is far more harrowing than protecting Hogwarts from The Dark Lord or keeping Bella from tripping over a flat surface.
